Well, I've got something that, I think, looks like an atom feed. I would like to say making it went smoothly, but I ran into some issues:
So anyway. The feed is at ./atom.xml and maybe it'll load for you. It seems to work with the chrome RSS extension.
I wouldn't have guessed messing around with the readers would take longer than extracting my metadata and throwing it into XML, but I shouldn't be surprised. Yay computers.
[0]: Apparently ViennaRSS is a solution for OSX (mentioned [here](http//simianuprising.com/2016/01/27/previewing-localdev-rss-feeds-on-mac-osx)), but I don't have an OSX machine. Presumably I can configure one of these feed readers into working (or maybe akregator can do it (I haven't installed it yet because it pulls in 500mb of stuff I don't particularly want)). For now though, I guess I'll just preview once it's uploaded (Chrome RSS extension doesn't seem to have caching issues, but it won't open local files either).